surpirses

i went to jail.
i was looking at 10 to 15 years in prison

i have read the bible over 10 times.
i read the book of mormon
i read the koran

i was a virgin until 20

i used to want to be a pastor.

i have built houses in mexico for the poor.


i taught myself to play the drums.



i love telling stories.
i love speaking to large groups.
i love teaching.


i want to know like 15 languages.



i dated a girl for over a year and didnt kiss her.
i have had sex with strangers.


i used to go to church 5 times a week, by choice.

i used to bring hot chocolate to homeless people just to talk to them.




i used to run 10 miles a day.


i had the worst case of tonsillitis in history, and would have died if i didnt get them out.

i have a tattoo of a pokemon.


i want to write a book.


i dont have a family.



i have a permanent bruise that cannot heal.

i cracked my skull open before.




i am really random.


i enjoy watching old couples walking and holding hands.


i am really tired.







sometimes i think about just disappearing and becoming homeless.